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queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

My teacher asked for a 5 page essay on Hamlet

Um how do I tell him I wrote 15 pages on why hamlet is the dreamiest conflicted whiny fictional babe around

??? why