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Anonymous: did you really make that damon pheonix cobain shirt? If so are they for sale?

Yeah, I did. :) And I’d totally be willing to sell them, but I’m not sure how I’d go about doing so.

Sorority girls smell like unicorns and the color pink and I smell like literal garbage

Anonymous: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.


what she says:  i'm fine
what she means:  i will never be emotionally satisfied until virtuoso multi-instrumentalist and composer john paul jones is adequately recognized for his contributions to led zeppelin